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Sweet As, Zero Clue — Kiwi T-Shirt

Price: NZD$44.99  |  Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL  |  Colours: military green, white, navy, sport grey, black  |  In Stock

Confident? No. Committed? Weirdly, yes. Sweet As, Zero Clue is for those moments where you're nodding along like a pro while your brain is quietly buffering in the background. Clean, bold and just the right amount of chaos — this tee is a reminder that you don't need to have it all figured out. Just act like you do. Because at the end of the day, it's probably sweet as.

Printed on Gildan 64000 premium cotton. Made fresh on demand in New Zealand. Free NZ shipping on orders over NZD$100. Ships worldwide. 30-day free returns.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Sweet As, Zero Clue come in?

This tee comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It’s a unisex fit, so if you’re between sizes or want it roomier, size up.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is free within New Zealand on orders over NZD$100 — otherwise it’s a flat NZD$15. We ship worldwide (Australia, UK, US) at NZD$15 flat, free over NZD$100.

What is the returns policy?

We offer 30-day free returns. If the fit or the print isn’t sweet as, send it back within 30 days for a refund or exchange.

How is the tee made?

It’s printed on a premium Gildan 64000 cotton tee and made fresh on demand in New Zealand, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Is the Sweet As, Zero Clue a good gift?

Yeah, for sure — it’s an ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, a going-away prezzie for a Kiwi heading overseas, or a New Zealand souvenir.

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