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New Zealand Slang Map Tee — Kiwi T-Shirt

Price: NZD$44.99  |  Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL  |  Colours: military green, white, navy, sport grey, black  |  In Stock

Oi, this one's for the real ones. 🗺️

We took the land of the long white cloud and built it word by word — every curve of the coastline, every inlet and island, shaped entirely from the slang that makes New Zealand, New Zealand. "Sweet As." "Yeah Nah." "Chur." "Jandals." "She'll Be Right." "Hard Out." "Good As Gold." It's all in there, doing the mahi.

The result? A bold typographic map tee that's unmistakably Kiwi — vintage-inspired, distressed, and designed to hit different on black and dark tees.

Whether you're a proud local, an expat missing home, or a traveller who left a piece of your heart in Aotearoa — this is the tee that gets it.

Why you'll love it:

• NZ map built entirely from authentic Kiwi slang and expressions

• Vintage distressed typography with a premium worn-in feel

• High-contrast artwork that pops on black and dark apparel

• Printed on a quality tee that's as comfortable as it is choice

• Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, going-away prezzie, or just because

Sweet as a gift. Sweet as a souvenir. Sweet as, full stop.

Wear your Kiwi roots. Let the words do the talking.

Printed on Gildan 64000 premium cotton. Made fresh on demand in New Zealand. Free NZ shipping on orders over NZD$100. Ships worldwide. 30-day free returns.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the New Zealand Slang Map Tee come in?

This tee comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It’s a unisex fit, so if you’re between sizes or want it roomier, size up.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is free within New Zealand on orders over NZD$100 — otherwise it’s a flat NZD$15. We ship worldwide (Australia, UK, US) at NZD$15 flat, free over NZD$100.

What is the returns policy?

We offer 30-day free returns. If the fit or the print isn’t sweet as, send it back within 30 days for a refund or exchange.

How is the tee made?

It’s printed on a premium Gildan 64000 cotton tee and made fresh on demand in New Zealand, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Is the New Zealand Slang Map Tee a good gift?

Yeah, for sure — it’s an ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, a going-away prezzie for a Kiwi heading overseas, or a New Zealand souvenir.

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