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KIWI Bird Slang Tee — Kiwi T-Shirt

Price: NZD$44.99  |  Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL  |  Colours: military green, white, navy, sport grey, black  |  In Stock

It's the bird. Built from the words. 🥝

We took Aotearoa's most iconic creature and constructed it slang word by slang word — every feather, every curve of that legendary beak, shaped from the expressions Kiwis actually use. "Sweet As." "Choice." "Yeah Nah." "Bro." "Hard Out." "Good As Gold." All in there, holding the whole bird together.

The vibe? Modern streetwear meets classic Kiwi character. Distressed vintage typography, clean high-contrast artwork, and a silhouette that looks sharp whether you're hitting the city, cruising on a road trip, or lost somewhere in the wop-wops.

This is the tee for anyone who gets it — and a perfect way to introduce the uninitiated.

Why you'll love it:

• Full kiwi bird silhouette built entirely from authentic NZ slang

• Vintage-inspired distressed typography with serious streetwear energy

• High-contrast design that pops on black and dark apparel

• Unique souvenir or gift for anyone who loves Aotearoa

• Ideal for locals, travellers, backpackers, and expats missing home

Not just a bird. Not just a tee. Pure Kiwi.

Let the words speak for themselves.

Printed on Gildan 64000 premium cotton. Made fresh on demand in New Zealand. Free NZ shipping on orders over NZD$100. Ships worldwide. 30-day free returns.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the KIWI Bird Slang Tee come in?

This tee comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It’s a unisex fit, so if you’re between sizes or want it roomier, size up.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is free within New Zealand on orders over NZD$100 — otherwise it’s a flat NZD$15. We ship worldwide (Australia, UK, US) at NZD$15 flat, free over NZD$100.

What is the returns policy?

We offer 30-day free returns. If the fit or the print isn’t sweet as, send it back within 30 days for a refund or exchange.

How is the tee made?

It’s printed on a premium Gildan 64000 cotton tee and made fresh on demand in New Zealand, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Is the KIWI Bird Slang Tee a good gift?

Yeah, for sure — it’s an ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, a going-away prezzie for a Kiwi heading overseas, or a New Zealand souvenir.

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