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Pavlova / Pav: NZ's national dessert — meringue, cream, kiwifruit, and a rivalry. Pronunciation: pav-LOH-vah, or just 'the pav'.
The pavlova — "the pav" to its friends — is a cloud of baked meringue, crisp outside, marshmallow-soft inside, buried under whipped cream and fruit. In New Zealand the classic topping is kiwifruit (naturally) and strawberries, and it is non-negotiably the centrepiece of Christmas dinner, birthdays, and any occasion where nana is present.
Then there's the war. Australia claims the pav; New Zealand knows better. Food historians have found New Zealand pavlova recipes from the late 1920s, ahead of Australia's claims, and the Oxford English Dictionary weighed in with an early NZ citation. Kiwis consider the matter settled and Australians consider it ongoing, which describes roughly half of trans-Tasman relations.
Pav culture has its own physics: it must be made the day before, it will crack (that's character, not failure), the cream goes on at the last minute, and there is never any left. Bring a pav to a Kiwi gathering and you will be invited back forever.
Named for the Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova after her 1926 Australasian tour, the dessert's true birthplace is the longest-running food dispute in the southern hemisphere. New Zealand's claim is strong — early NZ recipes predate the well-known Australian ones — and no Kiwi Christmas is complete without one, or without the argument.