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Munted: Broken, wrecked, beyond repair. Pronunciation: MUN-tid.
"Munted" means broken — properly broken. Not "needs a jiggle" broken; wrecked, cooked, beyond saving. A jandal with the plug pulled through? Munted. Phone screen after meeting concrete? Munted. The lawnmower that's been "about to be fixed" since 2019? Munted, mate, let it go.
The word earned its place in NZ history after the Christchurch earthquakes, when "the roads are munted" and "the chimney's munted" became the vernacular of a broken city — even making headlines and official quotes. Few slang words have carried so much genuine weight while still being, at heart, funny.
It stretches to people and states too: after a huge night, you might feel munted; after a marathon, your legs are munted. Its cousin "rooted" covers similar ground ("the engine's rooted"), and both share the great Kiwi talent for describing disaster with cheerful economy.
"Munted" surfaced in NZ (and some Australian) slang in the late 20th century, origin murky — possibly related to German "munt" wordplay or simply onomatopoeic for something crunched. It entered the national vocabulary permanently after the Christchurch earthquakes, when locals described their broken city with the only word that fit: munted.
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